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BBC 6 Music zette de oren wijd open, op zoek naar de slechtste liedjesteksten die de mensheid ooit teisterden. Dit is hun weerzinwekkende top 10 (en voeg gerust tenenkrullende liedjesteksten toe in de commentaren als ge er nog meer kent):
10. Black Sabbath – War Pigs
Generals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.
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9. Human League – The Lebanon
Before he leaves the camp he stops,
He scans the world outside,
And where there used to be some shops,
Is where the snipers sometimes hide.
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8. Duran Duran – Is There Something I Should Know?
And firey demons all dance when you walk through that door,
Don’t say you’re easy on me you’re about as easy as a nuclear war.
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7. Oasis – Champagne Supernova
Slowly walking down the hall,
Faster than a cannonball,
Where were you when we were getting high?
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6. Toto – Africa
The wild dogs cry out in the night,
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company,
I know that I must do what’s right,
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
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5. U2 – Elevation
I’ve got no self control,
Been living like a mole now,
Going down, excavation,
High and high in the sky,
You make me feel like I can fly,
So high,
Elevation
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4. ABC – That Was Then But This Is Now
More Sacrifices than an Aztec priest,
Standing here straining at that leash,
All fall down,
Can’t complain, mustn’t grumble,
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
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3. Razorlight – Somewhere Else
And I met a girl,
she asked me my name,
I told her what it was.
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2. Snap – Rhythm Is A Dancer
I’m as serious as cancer,
When I say Rhythm is a Dancer.
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1. Des’ree – Life
I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s the sight that I fear most,
I’d rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the evening news.
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Persoonlijk had ik Snap op 1 gezet.
Kent ge nog afschuwelijke liedjesteksten? Zet ze in de commentaren!
UPDATE:
Toevoeging van FauxMonde:
The Police – De do do do, de da dada
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They’re meaningless and all that’s true
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(kussen voor En nu even ernstig)
Verwante schrijfsels:
Slechtste platenhoes ooit. Slechtste pa ooit De 100 slechtste pornofilmtitels Kevin Smith praat over zijn slechtste seks-ervaring.
Vrij ridicule en overbodige lijst. Er zijn er gewoon teveel om op te noemen! Toch nog ééntje om het af te leren, van onze immer leviterende aardstralen-opzuigende open geest met het oogverblindende aura van The Police:
Don’t think me unkind
Words are hard to find
They’re only cheques I’ve left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind
And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They’re meaningless and all that’s true
Poets, priests and politicians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for their submission
And no one’s jamming their transmission
‘Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They’re meaningless and all that’s true
Die mocht inderdaad niet ontbreken, FauxMonde. Mag ik trouwens uit uw commentaar afleiden dat ge het Humo-lijstje van 40 sexy videoclips niet ridicuul of overbodig vindt?