Hannah bijt! Ze is ineens wel erg zakelijk, maar dat doet er voor mij niet toe, ik antwoord bezorgd en in mijn tenenkrullend Engels. Hopelijk overdrijf ik niet en krijg ik een antwoord terug. En, ah ja, dat telefoonnummer van mij, moest ge dat willen proberen, komt dan niet klagen als er plots een belspeldel aan de andere kant van de lijn blijkt te hangen…

Het mailtje van Hannah: 

From: Hannah Yousuf
To: Emma Jacobs
Subject: RE: COMPLIMENT!!!
Date: 06/05/2008

Dear Friend ,

Thanks for your prompt response to my call for assistance..
 
I must inform you that your presence will be needed at the bank in Europe for the signing of the vital documents, to enable the funds to be transfer to your personal account in your country.
 
Please promise me that this transaction will be very confidential during the time of transferring these funds from the bank in Europe.
 
I am urging you to send me the following informationâs immediately to enable you to have in contact with the bank and book a date with them as when you are to come over for the signing of the release order of the funds.
 
Info Required
1 Full names and age.
2 Contact address, phone and fax numbers
3 Occupations
4 copy of your identity 

with these I will be able to forward you the contact details of the bank to enable you reach the bank and have an appointment with them.
 
I hope you are well informed,
God bless you.
I look forward to hearing from you again.
Kind regards,

Mrs. Hannah Yousuf

Mijn antwoord:

From: Emma Jacobs
To: Hannah Yousuf
Subject: RE: COMPLIMENT!!!
Date: 07/05/2008

Dear Hannah,

How is everthing with your illness? Are you okee? I hope the thiseas isn't too much troubles because I have it seen by my husband, that is not laughed.

Here is the information you wanted:
Name: Emma Jacobs
Age: 34
Contact adres: Onbestaande Dreef 3 bus 2, Edegem
Phone: yes but only fast line, not gsm.
Fax: no
Occupatients: work and kids, no time for hobbies
What main you with copy of your identity?

My youngest son has cake baked yesterday, chocolate cake. And he covered the sides with mouse shits, if you understand what I mean. He has a little help had vrom their teacher but still, I am so proud! It is dilicous.

Where do you live, Hannah? In panama, or in Hungry? I hope you have to spent not too much time in the sickshouse. My husband always got very ambetant from that.

My God bles you,
Emma